- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced
Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
a relationship would be cool right now
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot